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Remember // to increment the Quotation[x] index! Quotation[0] = "People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success.
Norman Vincent Peal"; Quotation[1] = "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark Twain"; Quotation[2] = "The greatest wealth is health.
Virgil"; Quotation[3] = "I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.
Samuel Butler, 1903"; Quotation[4] = "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Doug Larson"; Quotation[5] = "Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being, and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity.
World Health Organization, 1948"; Quotation[6] = "The power of love to change bodies is legendary, built into folklore, common sense, and everyday experience.
Love moves the flesh, it pushes matter around....
Throughout history, tender loving care has uniformly been recognized as a valuable element in healing.
Larry Dossey"; Quotation[7] = "Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
Author Unknown"; Quotation[8] = "Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx"; Quotation[9] = "As a people, we have become obsessed with Health.
There is something fundamentally, radically unhealthy about all this. We do not seem to be seeking more exuberance in living as much as staving off failure, putting off dying. We have lost all confidence in the human body.
Lewis Thomas,1979"; Quotation[10] = "In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Author Unknown"; Quotation[11] = "If Id known I was going to live so long, Id have taken better care of myself.
Leon Eldred"; Quotation[12] = "Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, thats bad for you!
Tommy Smothers"; Quotation[13] = "Physical ills are the taxes laid upon this wretched life; some are taxed higher, and some lower, but all pay something.
Lord Chesterfield"; Quotation[14] = "If the pain wanders, do not waste your time with doctors.
Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotics Notebook, 1960"; Quotation[15] = "The...
patient should be made to understand that he or she must take charge of his own life.
Dont take your body to the doctor as if he were a repair shop.
Quentin Regestein"; Quotation[16] = "I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Author Unknown"; Quotation[17] = "Joy and Temperance and Repose Slam the door on the doctors nose.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow"; Quotation[18] = "If I had my way Id make health catching instead of disease.
Robert Ingersoll"; Quotation[19] = "Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot.
Dutch Proverb, attributed to William C.
Hazlitt"; Quotation[20] = "Like everybody else, when I dont know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds.
George Jean Nathan"; Quotation[21] = "Diseases of the soul are more dangerous and more numerous than those of the body.
Cicero"; Quotation[22] = "If you have health, you probably will be happy, and if you have health and happiness, you have all the wealth you need, even if it is not all you want.
Elbert Hubbard"; Quotation[23] = "People who are always taking care of their health are like misers who are hoarding a treasure which they have never spirit enough to enjoy.
Laurence Sterne"; Quotation[24] = "To feel keenly the poetry of a mornings roses, one has to have just escaped from the claws of this vulture which we call sickness.
Henri Frederic Amiel"; Quotation[25] = "The longer I live the less confidence I have in drugs and the greater is my confidence in the regulation and administration of diet and regimen.
John Redman Coxe, 1800"; Quotation[26] = "A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctors book.
Irish Proverb"; Quotation[27] = "There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth.
Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache.
Henry Lytton Bulwer"; Quotation[28] = "Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacopoeia.
Napoleon I"; Quotation[29] = "The I in illness is isolation, and the crucial letters in wellness are we.
Author unknown"; Quotation[30] = "In minds crammed with thoughts, organs clogged with toxins, and bodies stiffened with neglect, there is just no space for anything else.
Alison Rose Levy, An Ancient Cure for Modern Life, Yoga Journal, Jan/Feb 2002"; Quotation[31] = "Men that look no further than their outsides, think health an appurtenance unto life, and quarrel with their constitutions for being sick; but I that have examined the parts of man, and know upon what tender filaments that fabric hangs, do wonder that we are not always so; and considering the thousand doors that lead to death, do thank my God that we can die but once.
Thomas Browne"; Quotation[32] = "What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isnt much better than tedious disease.
George Dennison Prentice, Prenticeana, 1860"; Quotation[33] = "Illness is the most heeded of doctors: to goodness and wisdom we only make promises; pain we obey.
Marcel Proust"; Quotation[34]= "When it comes to eating right and exercising, there is no Ill start tomorrow.
Tomorrow is disease.
V.L. Allineare"; Quotation[35]= "My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass.
Leslie Grimutter"; Quotation[36]= "We drink one anothers health and spoil our own.
Jerome K. Jerome"; Quotation[37] = "In a disordered mind, as in a disordered body, soundness of health is impossible.
Cicero"; Quotation[38]= "I think you might dispense with half your doctors if you would only consult Dr.
Sun more.
Henry Ward Beecher"; Quotation[39]= "Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.
Charles Simmons"; Quotation[40]= "Mens sana in corpore sano.
(Your prayer must be for a sound mind in a sound body.
Juvenal"; Quotation[41] = "Health is a state of complete harmony of the body, mind and spirit.
When one is free from physical disabilities and mental distractions, the gates of the soul open.

B.K.S.
Iyengar"; Quotation[42]= "The appearance of a disease is swift as an arrow - its disappearance slow, like a thread.
Chinese Proverb"; Quotation[43] = "Nature does require Her time of preservation, which perforce I her frail son amongst my brethren mortal Must give my attendance to.
William Shakespeare"; Quotation[44] = "Health is like munny, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.
Josh Billings"; Quotation[45] = "A healthy body and soul come from an unencumbered mind and body.
Ymber Delecto"; Quotation[46] = "Adam and Eve ate the first vitamins, including the package.
E.R. Squibb"; Quotation[47] = "Our body is a machine for living.
It is organized for that, it is its nature.
Let life go on in it unhindered and let it defend itself, it will do more than if you paralyze it by encumbering it with remedies.
Leo Tolstoy"; Quotation[48] = "Gold that buys health can never be ill spent.
Thomas Dekker, Westward Ho, 1604"; Quotation[49] = "Disease is somatic; the suffering from it, psychic.
Martin H.
Fischer"; Quotation[50] = "Health of body and mind is a great blessing, if we can bear it.
John Henry Cardinal Newman"; Quotation[51] = "Diseases crucify the soul of man, attenuate our bodies, dry them, wither them, rivel them up like old apples, make them as so many Anatomies.
Robert Burton, The Anatomy of Melancholy"; Quotation[52] = "A healthy body is the guest-chamber of the soul; a sick, its prison.
Francis Bacon"; Quotation[53] = "An imaginary ailment is worse than a disease.
Yiddish Proverb"; Quotation[54] = "Health is a large word.
It embraces not the body only, but the mind and spirit as well...
and not todays pain or pleasure alone, but the whole being and outlook of a man.
James H. West"; Quotation[55] = "Preserving the health by too strict a regimen is a wearisome malady.
Fran\e7ois Duc de la Rochefoucauld"; Quotation[56] = "From the bitterness of disease man learns the sweetness of health.
Catalan Proverb"; Quotation[57] = "If man thinks about his physical or moral state he usually discovers that he is ill.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe"; Quotation[58] = "Its bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my childrens health than the pediatrician.
Meryl Streep"; Quotation[59] = "Every mans disease is his personal property.
Alonzo Clark"; Quotation[60] = "Know, then, whatever cheerful and serene Supports the mind supports the body too.
John Armstrong"; Quotation[61] = "When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for a while before trying to get back up.
Candea Core-Starke"; Quotation[62] = "I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of lifes sensational pleasures.
Robert Benchley"; Quotation[63] = "Hiccoughing Makes Us Fat; No Poems: or around the world backwards and sideways, 1932"; Quotation[64] = "Physick, for the most part, is nothing else but the Substitute of Exercise or Temperance.
Joseph Addison"; Quotation[65] = "A bad cold wouldnt be so annoying if it werent for the advice of our friends.
Kin Hubbard"; Quotation[66] = "Men make use of their illnesses at least as much as they are made use of by them.
Aldous Huxley"; Quotation[67] = "I see rejection in my skin, worry in my cancers, bitterness and hate in my aching joints.
I failed to take care of my mind, and so my body now goes to hospital.
Astrid Alauda"; Quotation[68] = "The most important thing in illness is never to lose heart.
Nikolai Lenin"; Quotation[69] = "The scientific truth may be put quite briefly; eat moderately, having an ordinary mixed diet, and dont worry.
Robert Hutchison, 1932"; Quotation[70] = "If by gaining knowledge we destroy our health, we labour for a thing that will be useless in our hands.
John Locke"; Quotation[71] = "To avoid sickness eat less; to prolong life worry less.
Chu Hui Weng"; Quotation[72] = "When the head aches, all the body is the worse.
English Proverb"; Quotation[73] = "Healthy people are invalids who dont know it.
Jules Romains"; Quotation[74] = "If you learn to translate every event of your life into a positive one, you will stop being a prisoner of your past and become the architect of your future.
Author Unknown"; Quotation[75] = "When a man is ill his very goodness is sickly.
Friedrich Nietzsche"; Quotation[76] = "The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of disease.
Edward Jenner"; Quotation[77] = "There is something in sickness that breaks down the pride of manhood.
Charles Dickens"; Quotation[78] = "Bacteria keeps us from heaven and puts us there.
Martin H. Fischer"; Quotation[79] = "Health and cheerfulness naturally beget each other.
Joseph Addison"; Quotation[80] = "It is a lot harder to keep people well than it is to just get them over a sickness.
DeForest Clinton Jarvis"; Quotation[81] = "Life is not merely to be alive, but to be well.
Marcus Valerius Martial"; Quotation[82] = "Confidence and hope do more good than physic.
Galen"; Quotation[83] = "My inner advisor is dying to heal me.
Astrid Alauda"; Quotation[84]="Everyone who is born holds dual citizenship, in the kingdom of the well and in the kingdom of the sick."; Quotation[85] = "Although we all prefer to use only the good passport, sooner or later each of us is obliged, at least for a spell, to identify ourselves as citizens of that other place.
Susan Sontag, Illness as Metaphor, 1977"; Quotation[86] = "Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.
Martin H.
Fischer"; Quotation[87] = "How sickness enlarges the dimension of a mans self to himself!
Charles Lamb, Last Essays of Elia"; Quotation[88] = "Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful.
Denis Diderot"; Quotation[89] = "Sickness is poor-spirited, and cannot serve anyone; it must husband its resources to live.
But health or fullness answers its own ends, and has to spare, runs over, and inundates the neighborhoods and creeks of other mens necessities.
Ralph Waldo Emerson"; Quotation[90] = "If you wish to keep as well as possible, the less you think about your health the better.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, 1891"; Quotation[91] = "First need in the reform of hospital management? Thats easy! The death of all dietitians, and the resurrection of a French chef.
Martin H.
Fischer"; Quotation[92] = "In the face of such overwhelming statistical possibilities hypochondria has always seems to me to be the only rational position to take on life.
John Diamond"; Quotation[93] = "He who has health has hope; and he who has hope has everything.
Arabic Proverb"; Quotation[94] = "A bodily disease, which we look upon as whole and entire within itself, may, after all, be but a symptom of some ailment in the spiritual part.
Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter"; Quotation[95] = "Happiness lies, first of all, in health.
George William Curtis, Lotus-Eating"; Quotation[96] = "Its no coincidence that four of the six letters in health are heal.
Ed Northstrum"; Quotation[97] = "If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you dont actually live longer; it just seems longer.
Clement Freud, The Observer, 27 December 1964"; Quotation[98] = "If you start to think about your physical or moral condition, you usually find that you are sick.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Proverbs in Prose"; Quotation[99] = "If you do everything you should do, and do not do anything you should not do, you will, according to the best available statistics, live exactly eighteen hours longer than you would otherwise.
Logain Clendening"; Quotation[100] = "Its no longer a question of staying healthy.
Its a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason"; Quotation[101] = "Health is merely the slowest way someone can die.
Author Unknown"; Quotation[102] = "May you live as long as you are fit to live, but no longer! or, may you rather die before you cease to be fit to live than after! Philip Dormer Stanhope, 1749"; Quotation[103] = "What linguistic genius set up the sneeze and wheeze To rhyme so very perfectly with the word for allergies? Charlie N. Abbers"; Quotation[104] = "Those obsessed with health are not healthy; the first requisite of good health is a certain calculated carelessness about oneself.
Sydney J.
Harris"; Quotation[105] = "My fat scares me - its a ticking time bomb.
Carrie Latet"; Quotation[106] = "I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat.
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
John Mortimer"; Quotation[107] = "So many people spend their health gaining wealth, and then have to spend their wealth to regain their health.
A.J.
Reb Materi, Our Family"; Quotation[108] = "Nothing is more fatal to Health, than an over Care of it.
Benjamin Franklin"; Quotation[109] = "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd druther not.
Mark Twain"; Quotation[110] = "As I see it, every day you do one of two things: build health or produce disease in yourself.
Adelle Davis"; Quotation[111] = "Every patient carries her or his own doctor inside.
Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965)"; Quotation[112] = "Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965)"; Quotation[113] = "Health is not valued till sickness comes.
Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734)"; Quotation[114] = "Be not slow to visit the sick.
Ecclesiastes"; Quotation[115] = "Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)"; Quotation[116] = "It is amazing how much crisper the general experience of life becomes when your body is given a chance to develop a little strength.
Frank Duff, 03-20-05"; Quotation[117] = "What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isnt much better than tedious disease.
George Dennison Prentice"; Quotation[118] = "Health is not simply the absence of sickness.
Hannah Green"; Quotation[119] = "A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and learn how by his own thought to derive benefit from his illnesses.
Hippocrates (460 BC - 377 BC)"; Quotation[120] = "Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money cant buy.
Izaak Walton (1593 - 1683)"; Quotation[121] = "You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.
J. Jacques, 05-04-05"; Quotation[122] = "Its no longer a question of staying healthy.
Its a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason (1934 - )"; Quotation[123] = "If you trust Google more than your doctor then maybe its time to switch doctors.

Jadelr and Cristina Cordova, 08-21-06"; Quotation[124] = "Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people.
So overweight people are now average.
Which means youve met your New Years resolution.
Jay Leno (1950 - )"; Quotation[125] = "Be careful about reading health books.
You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)"; Quotation[126] = "Getting my lifelong weight struggle under control has come from a process of treating myself as well as I treat others in every way.
Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), August 2004"; Quotation[127] = "The more severe the pain or illness, the more severe will be the necessary changes.
These may involve breaking bad habits, or acquiring some new and better ones.
Peter McWilliams, Life 101"; Quotation[128] = "Health consists of having the same diseases as ones neighbors.
Quentin Crisp"; Quotation[129] = "One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have is to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick.
Rabbi Harold Kushner"; Quotation[130] = "Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx (1922 - 1991)"; Quotation[131] = "Quit worrying about your health.
Itll go away.
Robert Orben"; Quotation[132] = "Make your own recovery the first priority in your life.
Robin Norwood"; Quotation[133] = "A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)"; Quotation[134] = "Beauty isnt something on the outside.
Its your insides that count! You gotta eat green stuff to make sure youre pretty on the inside.
Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata,2005"; Quotation[135] = "I dont want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar-free sugar cookies.Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, 2005"; Quotation[136] = "Keeping your body healthy is an expression of gratitude to the whole cosmos - the trees, the clouds, everything.
Thich Nhat Hanh"; Quotation[137] = "Health is worth more than learning.
Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826), June 11, 1790"; Quotation[138] = "Eating everything you want is not that much fun.
When you live a life with no boundaries, there\rquote s less joy.
If you can eat anything you want to, what\rquote s the fun in eating anything you want to?
Tom Hanks (1956 - ), Esquire, June 2006 "; Quotation[139] = "He who takes medicine and neglects to diet wastes the skill of his doctors.
Chinese Proverb"; Quotation[140] = "Be careful about reading health books.
You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain"; Quotation[141] = "They claim red meat is bad for you.
But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.
Chi Chi Rodriguez"; Quotation[142] = "Fresh air impoverishes the doctor.
Danish Proverb"; // ====================================== // Do not change anything below this line // ====================================== var Q = Quotation.length; var whichQuotation = Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); function showQuotation() {document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);} showQuotation();